my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
is that bill clinton?
no thats gerard way
Alex and Rian: posing like idiots since 2003
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
my fav image is 14 year old demi and miley pressuring an 18 year old joe to smoke weed
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.